Trump Putin Bromance

Behind every bewildering, unexplainable Trump action, ask yourself: how does Putin win?

  • Concede Ukraine? Putin wins.
  • Abandon our allies in Syria? Putin wins.
  • Discredit and threaten withdrawal from NATO? Putin wins.
  • Remove sanctions on Russian oligarch Deripaska? Putin wins.
  • Build a wall with Russian steel? Putin wins.
  • Shut down the US government and FBI investigation? Putin wins.

What can you not see people? The Trump Putin bromance is real.

Call it collusion, call it conspiracy, call it a goddamned CON, because that’s what it was and is. Trump lied! He CONNED the American people. Trump was working to build a Trump Tower in Moscow throughout his entire presidential campaign. His BFF Vlady Puty was getting the $50 million penthouse suite! All Trump had to do was get rid of sanctions on Russia—once Russia got him elected! Quid pro quo, people!!

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin have been doing dirty business for years. Everything Trump does helps Russia, not the United States. What does Putin have on him? And turtle-in-his-shell, Mitch McConnell…and perpetually menstruating Lindsay Graham who’s turned into a little pit bullie? What happened to the Republicans? It’s now Puty’s party.

February can’t get here fast enough. Robert Mueller where are you?! Release the report!! Because-with 800,000 Federal workers NOT working–it feels like the bullies are winning!

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