informed and clever comeback when verbally sparring with a douchebag
Examples of douché in a Sentence
Donald Trump and his Administration are detaining thousands of brown people at
the US/Mexico border. These immigrants are locked in cages and are denied basic
human needs such as soap and
toothbrushes! The United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit
ruled against Trump stating clearly and unequivocally: immigrants need better
living conditions. They need soap and water. Douche!
Another example of douché:
Trump administration to weaken endangered species protections in favor of fossil fuels. It’s likely the eagle that attacked Trump knew he was a douchebag. Douché!
First Known Use of douché
2019, when exhausted American citizens began challenging the hateful, ignorant policies of Donald Trump and his followers. See Lima Bravo on douchebagwisdom.com.
History and Etymology for douché
American English mashup of the French words “touché” + “douche,” touché referring to scoring a point and douche referring to a douchebag, an ignorant, rude person.
Donald Trump is a master of deceit. The Washington Post has documented over 12,000 lies he’s told since taking office. That’s an average of 12 per day. He’s a modern-day super-villain with no redeeming qualities.
He’s the villain we all hate. NOT, “LOVE” to hate, but hate. His putrid, racist rhetoric is washing over us all. Violence is up 266% in cities where he holds hate rallies. What can we do to stop him?!
LEARN about Trump’s filthy, destructive policies by reading or listening to Douchebag Wisdom: Dealing with Donald Trump. And then get involved! You’ll find ideas at the end of each chapter. What’s your cause? Mother Earth and climate change? The assault on human rights, women’s rights, LGBTQ rights? The stealing of the Supreme Court? The ramp-up of the war machine as he collaborates with Russia and Saudi Arabia?! That fact that Trump is a rapist and a racist?! Pick your poison. His vileness in on display.
Spread the word, educate your friends, talk politics, and discuss the issues. And then VOTE for Democrats! #VoteDems2020
Donald Trump repeatedly said he had NO dealings with Russia “whatsoever.” He lied! Are you surprised?
Trump pursued Trump Tower Moscow well into his presidential run. He instructed his attorney, Michael Cohen, to continue negotiations with Putin’s people–even offering Putin the exclusive penthouse suite! He instructed Cohen to continue covering for his deception. Cohen is now in jail for lying to the Special Counsel. “Individual 1,” aka Donald Douchebag Trump, continues to fuck-up the world one deranged tweet at a time. His homage to the almighty dollar and to his Russian comrades compromises the safety of every American! Putin owns Trump.
Bob Mueller says we are still under attack by the Russians, and Trump made it clear in an interview from the Oval Office he welcomes the intrusion–and he’d take help again. He sees nothing wrong with getting assistance–including CASH–from a foreign power. Trump is compromised. He’s a Russian stooge.
This is NOT a friggin’ reality show! Don’t sit idly by. Vow to get involved:
Donald Trump makes me cuss—and everyone else I know, too! Why? Because cussing equals passion. It equals intensity. It equals resistance. It is in direct response to the PAIN he is causing millions by his catastrophically hurtful policies. It has nothing to do with intelligence and everything to do with emotion.
Face it. Donald Trump is a colossal decluster-fuck. I say DE-cluster fuck because he is DE-constructing Democracy–blatantly, willingly with malice and ugly, evil intent. America is a melting pot of immigrants. Trump’s father and mother were immigrants. Two of his wives are immigrants. Four of his five kids are anchor babies—born to immigrants. And Trump just made sure Melanoma’s parents (#FuckFlotus) got US citizenship—but that’s for Trump et al only. For asylum seekers on our southern border–those just looking to NOT get killed due to violence, lack of opportunity, or government neglect? Trump doesn’t care. Trump has declared “America is full.” But it’s only full to poor people of color. If you’re Russian, Trump’s got some property to sell you–at inflated mob-money-laundered prices. Or come have a baby at a swank-ass Trump-property where a generous contribution of rubles to Trump’s re-election campaign will buy you dual citizenship; or a happy-ending from a sex-trafficked minor at one of Trump’s spas. Google: Trump Escort and Spa Services China and Trump Escort and Spa Services Russia. Or Google: Ivanka Spa Trump Tower Moscow.
Trump is a freakin’ conman and Nazi, through and through. Having Hitler’s book, Mein Kampf, on his nightstand really soaked in. He’s a putrid, human-hating wanna-be-dictator who is only concerned about money. His contempt for others is reflected in everything he does and all policies he’s enforcing. Every non-white, non-male, non-christian person is a potential target.
Donald Trump is a Dirty Douchebag Mofo.
THERE ARE 50,000 IMMIGRANTS IN TRUMP’S CUSTODY RIGHT NOW! #TrumpCamps are real! And Trump’s friends are making money off imprisoning people. Age doesn’t matter. BABIES are being taken from their parents BECAUSE TRUMP, PENCE and his cronies are DIRECTING IT TO HAPPEN.
Donald Trump is KILLING PEOPLE! He and his administration have caused this crisis at the southern border. He does not care about human suffering. He does not categorize immigrants as people at all. He calls them animals, an infestation. Donald Trump is a dirty, vile POS and I hope he rots in an overcrowded jail cell, sleeping on the floor with a foil blanket–NO toothbrush, NO soap, and NO fucking phone! #ForFucksSake I hope karma fucks him mercilessly. Trump2020?! You bet, 20 YEARS IN PRISON FOR COLLUSION AND 20 YEARS IN PRISON FOR OBSTRUCTION! Read the fucking Mueller Report, people!
Now, come at me over my bad language, please, BECAUSE THAT’S
WHAT’S IMPORTANT. NOT!!
STOP talking about the bad language and START TALKING ABOUT WHAT TRUMP IS DOING TO CAUSE THE FOUL LANGUAGE! Stop Trump’s atrocious behavior and persecution of other human beings and people will stop erupting into passionate uncontrolled fits of cussing when they hear his name.
And for those that still support Donald Trump? Bless your fucking dark hearts. I’m STILL trying to understand why you hate others so passionately and work so hard to control our language–as if that’s important in perspective to people dying in ICE custody and others having their rights taken away. (Insert shruggie here. Seriously?)
F*U*C*K and other bad words are NOT just the language of Trump-haters. Trump-lovers also speak using foul language. Democrats AND Republicans AND Independents–ALL OF US EQUALLY outraged over the United States’ state of affairs and this de-cluster-fuck of a president. And, equally passionate about our views.
But, I don’t care how politely you say it or what you call it when kids in cages go hungry and are left to sit and rot. (“Please sir, I want some more.”) Address the issue! 50,000 people in Trump’s Concentration Camps.
The review says: “Using movie villains to expose the cruel policies of Trump is a brilliant way to explain and appeal to the Millennials–our next generation of voters! Easy to understand! And FUNNY! DarthTrump, Trumpenstein, TrumpFace, and more. FANTASTIC ARTWORK!”
Okay, I’m the one who wrote that list. Me, Lima Bravo, the author of Douchebag Wisdom: Dealing with Donald Trump. But in my defense, it’s a really good book and will help people understand the damage Trump is doing to the country and the world. The movie villain references simply make it easy to read.
This is a MUST READ for anyone who DIDN’T vote in the 2016 or 2018 elections. Immigrants are under assault. Women are under assault. LGBTQ people are under assault. African Americans are under assault. Vets! Old people! Poor people! The damage wrought by Trump and the GOP will be with us for generations unless we rise-up and act.
Step-up! Speak-up! Douchebag Wisdom will help you figure out how. Read all of these books and get inspired!
There is no love stronger or fiercer than a
mother’s love. We will fight to protect our babies at all costs. Ever been to a
pee-wee soccer game when the coach didn’t play your kid? All jokes aside.
Motherhood triggers that recessive “protector gene” we never knew we had until
we witnessed another human come from our nether parts: a miracle unto itself.
Motherhood is a sacred bond—beautiful when
life is sending you lemonade—BUT A CATASTROPHIC BLOW when you’re being pelted
by rotten stink-bombs and the timing is not right. Birthing a baby is no small commitment.
Raising a child—especially given the violence we’re witnessing against
children–is a life-altering commitment. It’s the height of privilege to think
we can make that decision for anyone else, let alone someone who finds
themselves pregnant without planning for it.
like a Mother means you’ll fight to CHOOSE when you’ll bring a baby into this
world. You fight for MY right, and HER right, and the rights of MY children,
and HER CHILDREN, and the rights of CHILDREN everywhere to make up their own
us must be allowed to choose when we are ready to have a baby.
Each of us must have complete sovereignty
over our own bodies. It is not up to YOU. And it most certainly is NOT up to a bunch
of old, white men who need a slap on the face and a kick in the balls to remind
them to keep their hands off of what’s mine!
I stand with Planned Parenthood. I stand with
Lady Liberty. And I stand will all women across the globe. It’s MY time, MY
body, and MY choice.
Woman are not property. You cannot deny us
access to birth control and then force us to bear babies. You do not control
us. We will fight like our children’s lives depend on it, because they do.
I GET TO CHOOSE when I’m ready to be a Mother. Until then, I will fight like one.
Lima Bravo, aka #LoquaciousLima Read how you can help be a Trumpbuster!
Today, 49 Muslims were killed in two mosque shootings in New Zealand. The shooter, a white male, cited the United States’ far-right ideology, and specifically Donald Trump, as his motivation. He proudly called himself a White Supremacist.
Hate crimes are up for the third year in a row; up 17% just in the last year alone. Donald Trump, when questioned today, didn’t think it was a problem. That’s because he is part of it. He’s using his best words to incite violence. He’s been doing it since he rode his fat orange ass down that escalator at Trump Tower and vilified Mexicans.
While Trump continues to attack people of color, calling them “invaders” in our land, White Supremacists are killing Muslims, Jews, and People of Color:
Christchurch Mosque: white supremacist, 49 dead
Tree Of Life Synagogue: white supremacist, 11 dead
Mother Emanuel AME Church: white supremacist, 9 dead
Oak Creek Sikh Temple: white supremacist, 6 dead
Oakland Park Jewish Center: white supremacist, 11 dead
Islamic Center of Quebec City: white supremacist, 6 dead
How many more people have to die?!
We MUST overcome fear and hatred; we must stand up to bullies–even if they are the president of the United States. We must look out for our fellow human beings. We must be the change we wish to see. We must live a positive life filled with love and kindness directed toward ourselves and especially others. We must use our #whiteprivilege to help others. We must speak up for our neighbors and friends.
We must transform blarney and bluster into laughter, love, and luck.
I, Lima Bravo, aka, Lindee Brauer, as one citizen of the United States, I humbly call for the resignation of Donald J Trump, leader of the angry, fearful and hopeless.
Trump’s terrifying vision for the United States was on
display at the State of the Union addresses, and it continues to play out daily
in terms of destructive and abrasive policies. Let the media hash-out what Trump
said, separate fact from fiction, what they think is worth mentioning. As for
what Trump DIDN’T talk about:
The thousands of kids he has in cages!
another Trump government shutdown!
National Butterfly Center in Texas, the land he is fixin’ to bulldoze down to
build a wall the size of his ego.
PEOPLE WHO WERE MURDERED and/or
affected by GUN VIOLENCE, including the kids from Parkland. #ParklandStrong #WithYouFred
and other folks
Climate change and
its threat to our survival.
1.5 TRILLION DOLLAR US deficit.
he was plotting to build Trump Tower
Moscow through-out his entire campaign and how he’s Putin’s bitch.
Let’s talk about the things Trump didn’t mention. #RussianAsset
Behind every bewildering, unexplainable Trump action, ask yourself: how does Putin win?
Concede Ukraine? Putin wins.
Abandon our allies in Syria? Putin wins.
Discredit and threaten withdrawal from NATO? Putin wins.
Remove sanctions on Russian oligarch Deripaska? Putin wins.
Build a wall with Russian steel? Putin wins.
Shut down the US government and FBI investigation? Putin wins.
What can you not see people? The Trump Putin bromance is real.
collusion, call it conspiracy, call it a goddamned CON, because that’s what it
was and is. Trump lied! He CONNED the American people. Trump was working to
build a Trump Tower in Moscow throughout his entire presidential campaign. His
BFF Vlady Puty was getting the $50 million penthouse suite! All Trump had to do
was get rid of sanctions on Russia—once Russia got him elected! Quid pro quo,
Trump and Vladimir Putin have been doing dirty business for years. Everything
Trump does helps Russia, not the United States. What does Putin have on him?
And turtle-in-his-shell, Mitch McConnell…and perpetually menstruating Lindsay Graham
who’s turned into a little pit bullie? What happened to the Republicans? It’s
now Puty’s party.
February can’t get here fast enough. Robert Mueller where are you?! Release the report!! Because-with 800,000 Federal workers NOT working–it feels like the bullies are winning!
Donald J Trump, the biggest ghoul on the planet, has shut down the government and is threatening to close the southern border. Why? Because he wants a wall between the United States and Mexico—and he is going to make the US taxpayer pay for it–after promising for his entire campaign that “Mexico will pay for the wall.”
Trump is also the biggest walking, talking, belching, farting hate-monger on the planet. He is cruel to the bone. His Administration is still taking brown children from their parents as they seek asylum at the border and putting them all in prison. Two children have died under his watch—a seven-year-old girl and eight-year-old boy. Trump is currently spinning the narrative to blame Democrats and Nancy Pelosi. It’s just pure propaganda and lies that spew from Trump’s trap. His for-profit prison cronies are making bank on the imprisonment and misery of thousands of immigrants and refugees and Donald Trump continues to confirm he’s a racist by targeting them and calling them criminals. nothing nothings for humans and their suffering.
Trump is a liar and a thief. There is nothing he won’t say in his quest to continue taking money from the American taxpayer. Just this week, WE taxpayers are paying $54,000 for tents for Trump’s Mar-a-lago New Year’s party where rich elites paid over $1000 a ticket to be near Trump and garner some influence. Can you say emoluments clause?
Trump’s stupidity and cruelty are limitless. Now, while the government is shut down and 800,000 federal employees are working without pay and wondering how they’ll pay their bills going into the new year, Trump has denied them raises that were meant to start in 2019. He went out of his way to shut down the government and he purposely froze their pay. Why? Because he thinks they are mostly Democrats, and he’s made Democrats the enemy. Along with journalist or anyone that opposes him.
Democrats won the House of Representatives back in the 2018 midterm elections. The blue wave happened. It was a friggin’ tsunami! The majority of people clearly told Trump and the Republicans they DO NOT support his racists ideas and we DO NOT WANT A WALL! And we must NOT become complacent.
On January 3, 2019, the Dems will take control of the House but the Republicans still control the Senate. That means we need all Trumpbusters on board. We beat the Republicans and Trump at the ballot box in November, but the fight has just begun. We must continue to call our congressmen and women; we must march and protest; we must write letters and speak-up. The government shut down is only ONE OF MANY problems that need to be solved: immigration, climate change, the economy are but a few more.
Trump’s ugliest, most vile tendencies are being amplified as he’s being cornered in the Russia/Mueller probe. Shutting down the government and taking away worker raises is proof he’s vindictive and spiteful. The proof is right in front of us, like that blue light that lit up the New York skyline for millions to see. Was it a blown transformer from the ConEd like the New York Police Department reported? Some in the twitter-verse suggested aliens. If so, let’s hope they meet our leader and do unto him as he’s done unto others: that means take advantage of and abuse. Trump deserves a never-ending anal probe because he has certainly stuck it to others.
Or maybe, just maybe, that blue light heralded the pending arrival of the Democrats and with the help of you, me, and Trumpbusters across the country, karma and justice WILL prevail.