Trump is a Fuck-Up!

Trump courts uneducated

Trump is a Fuck-Up!

You Can Count On Donald Trump to Fuck Things Up. Period. End of sentence. The man and his Administration are destroying Democracy before our very eyes, blatantly in bold daylight. How is this happening? Let’s break it down.

The dumbing down of America…or…How Donald Trump got elected.

By sheer simplistics and the dumbing down of America, Donald Trump has been elected. Take this sentence:

You can count on Donald Trump to fuck things up.

Do you agree? I do, yes, 100%. Two out of three people currently agree with me. Anything with Trump’s name on it is tainted, from his bogus gifts of charity to the buildings around the world that display his brazen signage–TRUMP. From the bankrupt casinos to the bankrupt airlines to the bankrupt steak company…Trump and his brand stink.

They smell of corruption, of collusion, of treason. HE, Donald J Trump, reeks of corruption, collusion and capitalism run amok.

He, and his staff, smell to high heavens and to hell and back! Thanks to them, you can dump sewage in the waters, rape and pillage national lands for gain, belittle and attack anyone who is not white-skinned, and slaughter any animal in any INhumane way you want—as long as these things are all in pursuit of the almighty dollar! Aahhh, capitalism. Aint it great?!

Yes, You can count on Donald Trump to fuck things up.

But here is the hard reality. Our media, the Press, and the headlines got Trump elected—and are now keeping him in power!

Because the only thing people see in the sentence above is–

You Can Count on Trump!

They DO NOT READ to the end of the sentence!!

They never ever see the words “to fuck things up.” Their brains are already too full with five simple words. They do not read to the end of the sentence to complete the thought—which means exactly the opposite of what they read—that Trump is 100% guaranteed to fuck everything up.

I guess this is why Trump “loves the poorly educated.” He can convince them he is smart and they are invincible simply knowing they’ll never reach the end of the sentence and the end of the thought. And, yes, that’s an exact Trump quote. He loves the poorly educated.

In my mind, it’s not “poorly educated”; to me, it is, “easily distracted.” I don’t think everyone who voted for Trump is ignorant or stupid. But I do think if the people who voted for Trump paid more attention, if they really hung-in to get the full story, they’d realize that when you complete the sentence, when you complete the thought, Trump truly is fucking things up.

Let me rewrite this sentence and headline so people understand.

NOT

You can count on Donald Trump to fuck things up

NOT

Count on Trump to Fuck it Up

TO

Donald Trump is a FUCK UP!

Get it? Five short words that people will remember! DONALD. TRUMP. IS. A. FUCK-UP!

It’s not that hard. TELL IT LIKE IT IS! In as few words as possible.

@msnbc @rachelmaddow @amjoy @alexwitt  Do you hear me? Do you understand how your coverage is not reaching average Americans with a high school diploma or GED?

Do your journalist duty. Do some of that writer shit—and tell the story!!! Count on Donald Trump to fuck things up!!! And document it! Tell the story!

History, and we the people, ARE COUNTING ON YOU! And history, and we the people, will thank you.

#loquaciouslima #oneterrifiedAmerican

 

How to Talk Turkey and Trump over Thanksgiving Dinner

DIN-NER! Time to eat!

It’s time for holiday dinner and your family is gathered ‘round. Blessings have been said acknowledging everyone’s safe travel and arrival; the Thanksgiving feast complete with turkey and all the trimmings cover the table, and then 8-yr-old Pat utters one fateful phrase, “This sweet potato pie is the color of Donald Trump’s hair.”

Everyone hold’s their breath; horror clearly on their stricken faces. Dinner time is no time to talk politics! Nor the place!

But then Grandma to the rescue. In a calm, pleasant voice she chimes in, “Please pass the butter.” Sweetly, kindly, before another phrase is uttered, she repeats, “Please pass the butter.”

Then with a smile on her face, Grandma redirects the conversation, “Now, who can pass around those rolls?”

A collective sigh of relief is heard when no one takes the “elephant-in-the-room” bait, and a potential political calamity is avoided.

Now THAT’s how you talk politics over Thanksgiving dinner. You put it off for another time. And, here are 4 ways to casually side-step  that awkward political talk:

1. Politics should be a one-to-one conversation

Resist the urge to talk politics in a group. Conversation around the table can quickly get out-of-mouth-and-hand. Even “safe” topics, i.e. saving the endangered African Elephant, will spark relatives ready to argue the other side. Save that conversation for a time when you’re NOT ready to enjoy a holiday meal. Simply say to that person, “I so enjoy political discussions when there’s just the two of us. Why don’t we save that talk for after dinner?”

2. You can always reschedule a discussion

There’s always someone who wants to talk politics over turkey but no rule that says you have to. Kick that conversation down the road, after pie and coffee, and the football game, and the movie, or whenever appropriate. Say this, “I’d love to hear what you have to say but don’t have time now to listen. How about we pick-up this discussion when everyone else has gone? Or perhaps tomorrow?”

3. Politics is a “To Be Continued…” topic

When the conversation “goes there,” meaning it turns to Donald Trump, allow everyone to express their beliefs. Trump-lovers and Trump-haters will both need to vent! And they won’t see eye-to-eye on many issues. Seek dialog and common ground, not solutions necessarily. Nothing has to be resolved now, no one has to be persuaded, no actions have to be taken in this moment. This dialog can be interrupted, rescheduled, and revisited many times down the road. Life goes on; don’t let politics ruin the day.

4. Expect it to get LOUD

People passionately love or hate the President, the parties, and the issues. And “passion” equals volume. Each one of us believes what we do based on our education, our experience, and our intellect. When people feel safe to express their views, and they passionately agree or disagree with a topic, voices and volumes will rise. It’s going to get loud! Volume is a sign of intensity; rate of speech is an indicator of intensity. Bulging veins in red faces are a dead give-away that the conversation is intense!!

Just remember, when the conversation gets too heated, you can always redirect. Put a smile on your face, turn to the person next to you, and with a pleasant tone of voice at a reasonable level of volume say, “Please pass the butter.”

 

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